There are three Funny Anime cannot tolerate: cowardice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection, and, unfortunately, our friend Vegeta possesses all three of these.
Don’t tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can’t he come up with something more original?
Excuse me, but are you by any chance the oddball in your family?
Now all that is left is the destruction of the earth, but I think it would be a waste to destroy it. The food on this planet is very delicious.
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough!
I don’t wanna brag or anything, but when it comes to being the worst—I’m at the top.
You might have killed millions of people, but at the very least, you made me happy.
An angel? So, what is an angel? But he’s got no wings, and his butts are not hanging out. – Son Goku
What is life? Why do people live? Someone asked me that, and then I beat him within an inch of his life.
If I kill you, that means I’ll be the one closest to you when you’re on your deathbed. Isn’t it romantic?
This is the magic item that suppresses my mighty magical powers. If I were ever to take this off, a great catastrophe would surely befall this world—well, that was a lie. I just wear it for looks.
When you’re in high school you should be doing things, about which you could never tell your parents!
For a pregnant woman to give birth, she’s gotta feel the pain of pulling a watermelon out of her nostril. For an artist to create a masterpiece, he’s gotta feel the pain of pulling entire galaxies out of his ass.
I dreamed that you were a dog. And the dog was my husband. Anyway, it was the worst dream ever!
Funny Anime Quotes Jujutsu Kaisen
If you want to switch, go ahead and switch. – Sukuna
Still, irritatingly enough, I don’t have control of this body. – Sukuna
Even if the parts of me inside you die, there are eighteen other fragments of my soul. – Sukuna
I’ll kill that brat before the cursed spirit can! – Sukuna
Education is making people realize things
I don’t want to regret anything because of the way I lived. – Yuji Itadori
I don’t know how I’ll feel when I’m dead, but I don’t want to regret the way I lived. – Yuji Itadori
I’m too late, she’s in front of me, but yet… Can I do it? I must try. – Yuji Itadori
Grandpa died with his head held high, this death… is not acceptable. – Yuji Itadori
Got it. I won’t let Sakuna out. – Yuji Itadori
You really are dependable, Fushiguro. – Yuji Itadori
I’m into girls like Jennifer Lawrence. Nice to meet you! – Yuji Itadori
It’ll be fine. I’m the strongest there is, after all. – Satoru Gojo
If the other two had also died, it’d be more harassment for me and two birds with one stone for them.
Badass Anime Quotes
I do not fear this new challenge. Rather like a true warrior I will rise to meet it. – Vegeta (Dragon Ball Z)
Don’t cry. Don’t despair. Now’s not the time for that. – Giyu Tomioka (Demon Slayer)
I disposed of some dangerous beasts. Mere animals that just happened to resemble humans. – Eren (Attack on Titan)
I wonder, what kind of jokes can a corpse tell? – Mikasa (Attack on Titan)
I doubt I need an introduction, but just in case, I am the mighty Frieza and yes, all the horror stories you’ve heard are true. – Frieza (Dragon Ball Z)
You’ll laugh at your fears when you find out who you are. – Piccolo (Dragon Ball Z)
Why should I bear hatred towards someone who’s obviously weaker than myself? I only pity them. – Escanor (The 7 Deadly Sins)
I am the creature who stands above all
Short Funny Anime Quotes
People die when they are killed. – Shirō Emiya
If you use your head, you won’t get fat even if you eat sweets. – L Lawliet
Please don’t worry, Mister, I only came here to obliterate you, not rob you?
Hey, you spiky, aloe vera bastard! Where the hell’s Sasuke? – Naruto Uzumaki
Pornography can save the world! – Taiga Okajima
Boobs aren’t fat! They’re filled with men’s hopes and dreams! – Sagara Yoshiharu
Laziness is such an ugly word, I prefer selective participation. – Lucifer
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So tell me, what’s it like living in a constant haze of stupidity? – Hiei
Who the hell is making fun of my cute belly? – Azuma Kiyokuni
Do you have any idea how stupid we are? Don’t underestimate us. – Kondou Isao
If I get reincarnated, I wanna become a clam. – Monkey D. Luffy
The ocean is so salty because everyone pees in it. – Son Goku
Why do women have butts on their chests? – Son Goku
If you die, I’ll kill you! – Roronoa Zoro
Stop making me repeat myself! It’s bad for my health!
Funny Anime Quotes For Instagram
Stop making me repeat myself! It’s bad for my health! Duo Maxwell
I just love the smell of C4 in the morning Ling
Does a death wish to cause you to talk to me that way?
Don’t talk, it makes you sound stupid. Yusuke (Yu Yu Hakusho)
You try to sound like you think through things, when in fact you’re not thinking at all. Kurama
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Lupin! Don’t you dare die before I get to arrest you! Inspector Zenigata
This is a treasure for all mankind. Too big for my pocket, anyway. Lupin III
The interaction between men and women isn’t very logical. Dr. Ritsuko Akagi
All the girls in Konoha are so hot these days. Jiraiya
Come on, scribbles on the bathroom wall, please show me the path that I must follow! Excel
